Uncouth Rap I Made Up On the Drive Home Today

I work in a BUREAU
My cov’rage is THOROUGH
I report like a SQUIRREL
When news breaks I go NUTS

I don’t make much MONEY
I find accidents FUNNY
I make all my scripts PUNNY
Like “Cigarette BUTTS” (at this time in the video you would see a close up of the words “Cigarettes Butts” on a computer screen underneath footage of people butts. Then I would turn to the camera and snicker)

When they see me on the street, local people say HEY
I get lotsa-attention when I drive the wrong WAY
Gotta keep up my cred so morals I OBEY
Local reporters, you love us, no if-ands-or-BUTS
But we’d prob’ly make more money just actin’ like SLUTS

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